Dick’s
Anniversary
Dr. Richard Tomlin pulled into his reserved space
outside the overly white, sterile looking, office building on another bright,
humid morning. He had a full 30 minutes before his first appointment. He had
finished his morning at the local hospital with no snags, checked on the new
mothers and the new babies and found no irregular issues, and was able to skate
out of there quickly.
Walking into his office Tomlin felt energized and ready
to fly through the day. He set his stuff down in his office, turned on his
computer, then grabbed his ID badge and walked toward the kitchenette area as
he fastened it to his shirt. It was then, he saw it.
A brand new Vitamix 5200 series blender on the
counter next to the coffeepot, which was already brewed and about half empty.
The blender did not belong there. It was a disaster.
“Hello Dr. Dick,” said Nurse Tomlin, as she came up
behind him and grabbed his ass.
“Why… why is that blender here?” he replied.
“Did you not have a good morning?” she asked, and
kissed him on the cheek. “I saw the blender in your office this morning and set
it up. You planning on makin smoothies at the office on the regular? The girls
will love that.”
“Teresa,” Tomlin sighed, “It’s not for the office.”
“It’s for home?”
“It’s for you for our anniversary next week,” Tomlin
squeaked out.
“Oh,” Teresa said, coldly, with just a twinge of
murder in her voice. She turned around and walked toward the reception desk,
talking back to “Dr. Dick” over her shoulder. “Good that you remembered our
anniversary this year, sorry I spoiled the gift.”
“Teresa? Come on.” Tomlin stammered.
“You got a patient in 10 minutes, Dr Dick. You
should get ready,” she barked back.
Tomlin bit his tongue. What was wrong with a blender
he thought, the most expensive blender on the market? She wanted smoothies as
much as he did, he knew. Leaving the blender set up where it was and bringing
in some stuff for fruit smoothies around the office would be the best thing to
do now, he knew. Smoothies were the magic of his day. But, what to do for his
anniversary, he did not know.
A decade ago when he first met Teresa ideas weren’t
as hard to come by, he thought, going back to his office and settling into his
comfy desk chair.
“My brain has gotten stuffed up,” Tomlin muttered.
“What was that?” asked Nurse Mitchell as she stuck
her head in his office. “Brian Stratford is your first patient,” she said. “He
is ready in exam room 2.”
“Julie, wait…. uh… what was your favorite
anniversary gift ever?” asked Tomlin.
“Well, I mean…. cutesy stuff is fine, just going doing
something to remember it, make a memory,” she said and closed his office door.
Tomlin wondered if smoothies in bed for a week was
enough of an experience to give his wife, to make her mark their 9th
year of marriage as the best one yet.
He got up and walked to exam room 2, he spent 15 minutes
with Brian Stratford and his mother and found Brian had an ear ache and
prescribed some antibiotics.
It was good to have a mother who could soothe her
son and keep him in check during appointments, Tomlin thought. Some mothers are
useless, only good for checking their cell phones, which they can’t turn off
for a whole 10 minute appointment so they can be involved with what’s happening
to their kid. Maybe too many whiney kids and substandard parents each day is
what made he and Teresa not too concerned about having a family. It made him
and Teresa a complete unit, all by themselves, no additions needed.
He returned to his office and stared at his computer
looking at the empty area of the screen where he needed to enter in a friendly,
helpful, trustworthy blog on his website. Procrastinating he checked his e-mail
and the American Academy of Pediatrics website and then he saw an ad with
smiling woman. The woman smirked a bit, just a hint of teeth and her eyes
sparkled, exactly like Teresa.
Pressing a button on his phone Tomlin told the staff
to reschedule all appointments in the last week of the month.
After another ear infection appointment Tomlin went
into the kitchenette and got a cup of coffee with lots of sugar and lots of
cream. He then unplugged the brand new blender and leaned against the
kitchenette counter waiting for Teresa to walk by. When she did he put down his
coffee, picked up the blender, and threw it on the ground at her feet. The
blender snapped into broken bits, Teresa jumped back and “Dr. Dick” wore a huge
grin.
“What the hell Richard,” yelled out Teresa, jumping
away from the broken blender garbage on the floor. “You are gonna have to buy a
new blender now, all the staff were ready for smoothies.”
Tomlin turned red, his eyebrows furled, his heart
raced and he blurted out “Teresa, we are going to Spain for a week for our
anniversary.”
“We what…”
“I just bought us tickets to go to Valencia, Spain
the last week of the month,” Richard told his wife, cautiously inching closer
to her and making himself open for a kiss or a hug.
“What about..”
“Everything is being rescheduled, I’ma take my
vacation at the hospital and we are gonna go, and experience the beauty and
seduction and romance of Spain.”
“I like Spain,” Teresa eeked out, as she smiled.
“I know you do,” Richard said, wrapping his arms
around her and planting a huge kiss on her.
“Stop grabbing that nurses ass, and go buy us a new
blender,” Julie yelled from down the hall where the other nurses and staff
watched, giggled and smiled approvingly.
“Hurry up your next appointment is in 45 minutes.”